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5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

I knew it would start in Florida.  I just knew.

I have long maintained that there is something in the water in Florida. Now we know: it’s the zombie virus. Stay safe, Sunshine State readers…

constant vigilance, floridian followers

Goddamnit.

I was looking for this

May 29, 2012

76. Summer Haze

The temperature got steadily warmer as they followed the road down the mountain, and soon even Phel was shedding his heavier furs. While up in the mountains—where blinding snow and frigid winds were a threat every step of the way—it had been hard to remember that it was actually the middle of summer. By the time they’d reached the small town at the foot of the mountain road, sweat was beginning to dampen their faces.

They weren’t the only ones feeling the heat, though, showing that it was still a hot day even for those not recently exposed to the cold mountains. Men wandered without their shirts while women fanned themselves and smaller children ran around naked and covered in dirt. The heat made the air shimmer above every surface. Most people moving through the streets were obviously uncomfortable, wanting to finish their errands before finding somewhere to cool off. Phel, Moz, and Jaem, though, had never felt better.

This one is longer than usual, over a thousand words. It’s a bit of background for one of my minor characters from the Azan’s Law RP I played with Liz.

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I can never remember the rules for this.

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Report: Miami police shoot naked man chewing on victim’s face

A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.

The naked man was later seen lying face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage, the Herald said.

The naked man’s victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center and had critical injuries, police told the Herald.

Neither man was identified.

“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, told the Herald.

A police department news release about the shooting did not include many details provided by witnesses to the newspaper.

Police requested the newspaper’s video surveillance video, the Herald reported.

The shooting and investigation tied up causeway traffic as crowds were arriving at South Beach for an annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival.

By Jim Gold, msnbc.com

Better start gettin’ serious about gettin’ my kit ready.

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When I Grow Up by Andy Fairhurst

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sithholocron:

Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X) asks us about the letter B.

Back in the days when Sesame Street was still at least somewhat awesome.

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May 27, 2012

74. Midnight

The office was quiet at this hour. The night janitors were still working away on some other floor of the building, but this area had already been tended, tidied and straightened for the pencil pushers that came in every morning. Tidied except for one place.

Her cubicle was the pinnacle of neatness, as always. A picture of her husband sat beside her computer, her files sat stacked neatly in brightly coloured baskets. Notes were pinned neatly to a small corkboard on the cubicle wall, while more important ones were stick to the edges of the monitor. No matter how neat someone was, however, they always threw out trash in the run of a day.

The trash can had been left untouched by the janitorial staff tonight, and it was still half full of paper and other debris from throughout the day. It was the paper that took precedence. Flipping through discarded documents, searching for just the right one. It was at the very bottom of the can, of course, the last one to be examined.

I saw the gun out of the corner of my eye, just as my watch beeped the hour.